Good to see all of you here UwU.
Grab on to your bodypillows, I have a smol announcement about the purpose of this subreddit.
This community is meant as a fun, lighthearted place where we can commiserate with each other about those annoying little irritations that hinder our day to day enjoyment in life.
That means that suitable posts here can be about my children.
And things like a wall socket or tile being placed out of allignment. A crack in a phone screen. Duckling shit on your new car. Incomprehensible software. Mismatched buttons. You know, the little things.
This subreddit isn't meant to incite rage mobs that go after people. For that reason we say:
No reddit meta posts
No posts about being banned from subreddit. No posts about up- or down-votes. No posts about shitty moderators or users or subreddits. No posts about reddit.
All jokes and tomfoolery aside, that sort of thing gets us in trouble with site admins. If we allow one type of post about reddit it then very easily moprhs into allowing posts that directly call out other subreddits or users, we just can't allow any of it.
That rule already existed for years and we have just made it more clearly visible in the sidebar on old and new reddit. We're gonna be a little strict on it for a bit I'm afraid. 🥺
Thank you all for being awesome and have a very Merry Christmas! Celebrate Christmas in the traditional European way, with a suasage roll!
we wanted to let every fellow member know that starting from now we (this subreddit) will be taking part in Reddit's new gold system pilot launch.
You can read more about it here, but I'll do a brief explanation here as well.
Basically, you can now directly award gold by purchasing (with real world money) it from the comments/post you wish to reward. If you live in the United States of America, you should also be able to earn some real word money thanks to the Contributor Program, which is strictly interconnected with the new gold system, because remember, ex nihilo nihil fit.
Thanks for reading, and we'll see you at the next announcement.
Amazon Prime paid USD 500k to a murderer for the rights of her criminal story in order to make a movie out of it
My neighbor’s cat is outside trying to get in my back door 90% of the time—it’s currently 19°F where I live
He is the sweetest boy and I am very friendly to him and I pet him when I see him, but I had really severe respiratory issues when I lived with cats previously so I can’t let him hang out in my apartment
Bought 16k dice for a mosaic, all from the same supplier, supposedly the same size... The black ones are ≈1.25% smaller
I don’t put pans in the dishwasher ever anyway.
How do I mark this post as both safe and not safe for work?
During my wife's infertility appt, a nurse came into the room telling her she was pregnant. It turned out to be someone else's test, and the day ended with no pregnancy, random pee on her hand, and news that she will need surgery to become pregnant due to a blockage
Gee whiz, I sure hate being able to see anything at all while driving at night so thanks for illuminating my visibility to zero!
Disclaimer: photos taken safely at a red light!
While no picture can capture the essence of this somehow not illegal car lights, I feel like the literal twinkle streaks is a good indicator.
This person was behind me (and several others) most of my commute. Lights like this clearly aren’t for the driver’s visibility benefit since many are affixed to trucks requiring a miniature ladder to hop in, so what is the point other than Main Character douchebaggery?
I move my ‘junk car’ every 24 hours i give it a lap around the neighborhood whenever it’s not active. And some karen reports it as been sitting there for several days. So they put this loud and obnoxious sticker on my car.
I enjoy tipping service industry workers. This is downright absurd.
1 burrito and 1 large drink... $20.33
The burrito in question is; Carne Asada Burrito -White Rice -Carne Asade -Queso -Corn Salsa -Cheese
The package says it’s a pound of turkey meat. I weighed it and it’s over 100 grams short of a pound
I’m actually extremely furious ngl. I fucking spent 75$ on groceries this week it feels like it got even more fucking expensive. I’m being so real when I say let’s do a class action lawsuit against fucking every company idc I’m so pissed. I’m willing to skip that step and jump straight to murder though if you guys are down I’m down
The pics don’t do it justice but this is literally a RAISED sidewalk and the curb is TALL